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There's an old joke about an older hillbilly who married his much younger second, or was it his third cousin of his half sister, I fergit,
Any ways, It happened way back bafore electric lights, but after the pony express as I was told.
Well, one day this ol' boy run across one of his kinfolk down at the community still shortly after the corn growin' season, and he asked "how's that young bride of yer's doin'?"
Aw shucks, replied the ol' boy, she passed on shortly after that preacher fella hitched us up.
"What'd she die of that consumption?"
Naw, it was a shotgun wound! I hadda put'er down 'causin her virginity. If'n she wernt good enough for kin she wern't gonna be good enough fer me!
So I told ya that one to set up for this one, another virginity joke that is. I'm just thinkin,
How do ya train a virgin without damaging the goods? It cant be done! So why are liberals tryin' so hard to get pedophiles in OUR public school diversity curriculum?
Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
Lets have a look at the evidence:
- No Christmas
-No television
-No nude women
- No football
- No pork chops
- No hot dogs
- No burgers
- No beer
- No bacon
- Rags for clothes
- Towels for hats
- Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower
- More than one wife
- More than one mother in law
- You can't shave
- Your wife can't shave
- You can't wash off the smell of donkey
- You wipe your ass with your hand
- You cook over burning camel dung
- Your wife is picked by someone else for you
- and your wives smell worse than your donkey
Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets better"??
Well no shit Sherlock!....
It's not like it could get much worse.
