National Food Donation Day

Kenneth Vice has invited you to attend an event
 
What: National food donation day - Nov. 20 2011
When: Nov 20, 2011
Time: 6:30 pm EST
Where: United States of America
 
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Personal Message:
A food drive inspired by Glenn Beck.  Presented by the National Food Dive
-http://connect.freedomworks.org/node/192809   This event is the beginning of
a year of Service and Giving. Connecting with our communities in service of
them is our goal. We will be hosting Food drives, Cloths drives, Days of
Random Acts of Kindness. We will be providing printable information in the
upcoming weeks on Hunting, Fishing, Gardening, Canning, Food Storage, Things
you should stock up on. NEWS of what's going on in the world that will
be reflected in our food prices, or production. How about News of food
shortages in other Nations. Please join us and plan to be a person your
community needs.
 
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70 Virgins?

 There's an old joke about an older hillbilly who married his much younger second, or was it his third cousin of his half sister, I fergit,

Any ways, It happened way back bafore electric lights, but after the pony express as I was told.

 

Well, one day this ol' boy run across one of his kinfolk down at the community still  shortly after the corn growin' season, and he asked "how's that young bride of yer's doin'?"

 

Aw shucks, replied the ol' boy, she passed on shortly after that preacher fella hitched us up.

 

"What'd she die of that consumption?" 

 

Naw, it was a shotgun wound!  I hadda put'er down 'causin her virginity. If'n she wernt good enough for kin she wern't gonna be good enough fer me!

So I told ya that one to set up for this one, another virginity joke that is. I'm just thinkin,

How do ya train a virgin without damaging the goods? It cant be done! So why are liberals tryin' so hard to get pedophiles in OUR public school diversity curriculum?

 Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.

 

Lets have a look at the evidence:

- No Christmas

-No television

-No nude women

- No football

- No pork chops

- No hot dogs

- No burgers

- No beer

- No bacon

- Rags for clothes

- Towels for hats

- Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower

- More than one wife

- More than one mother in law

- You can't shave

- Your wife can't shave

- You can't wash off the smell of donkey

- You wipe your ass with your hand

- You cook over burning camel dung

- Your wife is picked by someone else for you

- and your wives smell worse than your donkey

 

 Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets better"??

Well no shit Sherlock!....

It's not like it could get much worse.

A Lesson I Learned Long Ago

This is just about the same thing my grandfather told me as a young man. It parallels with what I was taught in high school as well. I will venture to say that this seldom told history prompted me to take a more conservative path in life. You know what I mean?

Christianity was the normal, Family was priority., & the world understood that America was blessed by God Almighty. That is why I'm sharing this with ya.

Today is a different day in America.

 A MINORITY VIEW

BY WALTER E. WILLIAMS

RELEASE: WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 17, 2011

Ominous Parallels

            People are beginning to compare Barack Obama’s administration to the failed administration of Jimmy Carter, but a better comparison is to the Roosevelt administration of the 1930s and '40s. Let’s look at it with the help of a publication from the Mackinac Center for Public Policy and the Foundation for Economic Education titled “Great Myths of the Great Depression,” by Dr. Lawrence Reed.

            During the first year of President Franklin D. Roosevelt’s New Deal, he called for increasing federal spending to $10 billion while revenues were only $3 billion. Between 1933 and 1936, government expenditures rose by more than 83 percent. Federal debt skyrocketed by 73 percent. Roosevelt signed off on legislation that raised the top income tax rate to 79 percent and then later to 90 percent. Hillsdale College economics historian and professor Burt Folsom, author of “New Deal or Raw Deal?”, notes that in 1941, Roosevelt even proposed a 99.5 percent marginal tax rate on all incomes more than $100,000. When a top adviser questioned the idea, Roosevelt replied, “Why not?”

            Roosevelt had other ideas for the economy, including the National Recovery Act. Dr. Reed says: “The economic impact of the NRA was immediate and powerful. In the five months leading up to the act’s passage, signs of recovery were evident: factory employment and payrolls had increased by 23 and 35 percent, respectively. Then came the NRA, shortening hours of work, raising wages arbitrarily and imposing other new costs on enterprise. In the six months after the law took effect, industrial production dropped 25 percent.”

            Blacks were especially hard hit by the NRA. Black spokesmen and the black press often referred to the NRA as the "Negro Run Around," Negroes Rarely Allowed," "Negroes Ruined Again," "Negroes Robbed Again," "No Roosevelt Again" and the "Negro Removal Act." Fortunately, the courts ruled the NRA unconstitutional. As a result, unemployment fell to 14 percent in 1936 and lower by 1937.

            Roosevelt had more plans for the economy, namely the National Labor Relations Act, better known as the “Wagner Act.” This was a payoff to labor unions, and with these new powers, labor unions went on a militant organizing frenzy that included threats, boycotts, strikes, seizures of plants, widespread violence and other acts that pushed productivity down sharply and unemployment up dramatically. In 1938, Roosevelt’s New Deal produced the nation’s first depression within a depression. The stock market crashed again, losing nearly 50 percent of its value between August 1937 and March 1938, and unemployment climbed back to 20 percent. Columnist Walter Lippmann wrote in March 1938 that “with almost no important exception every measure (Roosevelt) has been interested in for the past five months has been to reduce or discourage the production of wealth.”

            Roosevelt’s agenda was not without its international admirers. The chief Nazi newspaper, Volkischer Beobachter, repeatedly praised “Roosevelt’s adoption of National Socialist strains of thought in his economic and social policies” and “the development toward an authoritarian state” based on the “demand that collective good be put before individual self-interest.” Roosevelt himself called Benito Mussolini “admirable” and professed that he was “deeply impressed by what he (had) accomplished.”

            FDR’s very own treasury secretary, Henry Morgenthau, saw the folly of the New Deal, writing: “We have tried spending money. We are spending more than we have ever spent before and it does not work. ... We have never made good on our promises. ... I say after eight years of this Administration we have just as much unemployment as when we started ... and an enormous debt to boot!” The bottom line is that Roosevelt’s New Deal policies turned what would have been a three- or four-year sharp downturn into a 16-year affair.

            The 1930s depression was caused by and aggravated by acts of government, and so was the current financial mess that we’re in. Do we want to repeat history by listening to those who created the calamity? That’s like calling on an arsonist to help put out a fire.

            Walter E. Williams is a professor of economics at George Mason University. To find out more about Walter E. Williams and read features by other Creators Syndicate writers and cartoonists, visit the Creators Syndicate Web page at www.creators.com.

COPYRIGHT 2011 CREATORS.COM

Bottle of Wine, Make Me Feel Fine?

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine, and those who don't and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand....

 

As Ben Franklin said:  

In wine there is wisdom,

In beer there is freedom,

In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. Coli) -- bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poo.

However , we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine and beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling,  filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:   Water = Poo

                    Wine =  Health

Therefore,  it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,

than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:  I'm doing it as a public service!

Laugh of the Day!

I bought a new Ford F250 Tri-Flex Fuel Truck 
Go figure it runs on either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85.
I returned to the dealer yesterday
Because I couldn't get the radio to work.
The service technician explained that the radio was voice activated.

'Nelson,' the technician said to the radio.
The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'

'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again'
Came from the speakers.

Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant
' Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days,
Every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,'
I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, 
'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs. 

Yesterday, some guy ran a red light
And nearly creamed my new truck,
But I swerved in time to avoid him.

I yelled, 'Ass Hole!'
Immediately the radio responded with,

Ladies and gentlemen,
The President of The
United States

Damn I love this truck....