Bottle of Wine, Make Me Feel Fine?

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine, and those who don't and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand....

 

As Ben Franklin said:  

In wine there is wisdom,

In beer there is freedom,

In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. Coli) -- bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poo.

However , we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine and beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling,  filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:   Water = Poo

                    Wine =  Health

Therefore,  it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,

than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:  I'm doing it as a public service!

Laugh of the Day!

I bought a new Ford F250 Tri-Flex Fuel Truck 
Go figure it runs on either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85.
I returned to the dealer yesterday
Because I couldn't get the radio to work.
The service technician explained that the radio was voice activated.

'Nelson,' the technician said to the radio.
The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'

'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again'
Came from the speakers.

Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant
' Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days,
Every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,'
I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, 
'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs. 

Yesterday, some guy ran a red light
And nearly creamed my new truck,
But I swerved in time to avoid him.

I yelled, 'Ass Hole!'
Immediately the radio responded with,

Ladies and gentlemen,
The President of The
United States

Damn I love this truck....