Showing posts with label Public service. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Public service. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Bottle of Wine, Make Me Feel Fine?

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine, and those who don't and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand....
 
As Ben Franklin said:  
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. Coli) -- bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poo.
However , we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine and beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling,  filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:   Water = Poo
                    Wine =  Health
Therefore,  it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
than to drink water and be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:  I'm doing it as a public service!