Bottle of Wine, Make Me Feel Fine?

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine, and those who don't and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand....

 

As Ben Franklin said:  

In wine there is wisdom,

In beer there is freedom,

In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. Coli) -- bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poo.

However , we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine and beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling,  filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:   Water = Poo

                    Wine =  Health

Therefore,  it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,

than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:  I'm doing it as a public service!