ELVIS PRESLEY HALELUJA

For the Dogs!

       It seems all my life I had been an ordinary average guy with the family pet. We add to dry dog food to provide our dogs a variety of flavors. Leftovers, pot roast juices, cheesy sauces from the frying pan, all add a dimension of flavor to that bland ol' dry food. Yup, my mutts deserve a special treat for all of that unconditional Love they add to my life

     

                                                                                                 
This concoction is a soupy gravy train in a cup, frozen for a hot day like today
     

Let's Try This, Mr. Scott Walker

Wisconsin Governor, Scott Walker's campaign needs to get him an ad, introducing him on the national level in a "blue jeans and flannel shirt" moment, gearing up for the annual "Big Hunting Season" ahead,  as a way  to reaffirm to his supporters he is the "real" ordinary average guy.

I envision a brief  statement of introduction, followed by a lead into the ol' "As we head into this up coming political season, keep in mind it's still a long race ahead", or a "Let cooler heads prevail and take time to think about the consequences" kind of determinative statement.  Scott can then bullet point his individual planks & issues with a wrap up of the list of issues leading into a brief analogy comparing the big game hunt and the hunt for political solutions. Both require a skill set in order to have any chance of achievement.

A little taste of Scott's vision of our future, with a comparison to current "more bad news" headlines ought to keep the viewer's attention long enough to close the commercial with a "We can do this with a biblical worldview and a little guidance from GOD" statement for the evangelicals.

BOOM!

In one quick non attack type ad, Scott Walker shows us as many buzz topics as possible, and maybe even slips in a "Let us not get itchy trigger fingers too early in the season" safety message for advocating awareness for Dept. of Natural Resources.

Hmm, wouldn't that be a big bang for the political buck?

There I said it, thanks for listening.

The Poor Man's Bedtime Prayer?

Now I lay upon this bed,

with health care mandates in my head,

Sure dear Lord I need some sleep,

I'm grateful that my Soul you'll keep.

Please don't let THEM progress further,

Now my TAXES pay for Murder!

I don't want another day,

There's NO Hope here,

just dues to pay!

I'd pray to die before I wake,

but all I own, They'll surely take.

So guard my health Lord,

 If its your will,

I can't afford a sleeping pill!

Main St Stats

You would think sooner or later, some statistician in Washington DC would notice John Q Public is hemorrhaging it's financial life blood! 

If 1/2 of your household income looks like this since that alias name stole America to degrade and deny the constitution that made our country great, you should prepare while you still can!

Psalm 118:8 It is better to trust in the LORD, Than to put confidence in man.